I met a chap in the pub. He kept talking at me.
I explained that I’m not a cyclist. But still he continued: “But you must have a favourite cycle path!”.
I had to assure him at least five times that I did not – indeed, I still do not – have a favourite cycle path.
I then asked him what his favourite cycle path was, just to be polite.
He told me that he couldn’t ride a bike.