Don’t use the phrase "Sperm Donor" on a date. Just don’t.

He spent the start of our date complaining about his ex: “She never loved me, she just saw me as a sperm donor!”.

He also spent the middle part of our date complaining about her “I love my daughter, even though my ex just sees me as the man who donated the sperm to make her!”.

By the end of the date: “My ex is a heartless cow! I’m just a sperm donor to her!”, I was wearing a rictus grin & contemplating stabbing myself to death with a spoon.

I kept a tally of how many times he used the phrase “sperm donor”. Nine times. That’s nine times too many.

7 thoughts on “Don’t use the phrase "Sperm Donor" on a date. Just don’t.”

  1. Fabulous as always Hannah, someone, somewhere, soon (for heavens sake, it must be soon) will take you out on the dream date you so richly deserve, and make you very happy for a very long time.

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