Lost In Translation



Text received after first date: “I’m sat here in my blue underpants, contemplating whether to abuse myself or not”.

In fairness, English wasn’t his first language. But still, it remains the least erotic text I’ve ever received ever ever ever.

5 thoughts on “Lost In Translation”

    1. Well Len… I wasn’t sure if you’d be happy about being so easily identified, so I thought I’d change a couple of details x

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