He sent me a Valentine’s card, even though he knew full well I had a boyfriend. He also posted a video of himself on his Facebook page, singing a song “for the woman I love, and may have lost”.
I spent the day wondering how to respond. I was pretty angry by his assumption that I’d leave my boyfriend for him; loyalty’s very important to me. I was also fuming at his suggestion that I could somehow be “won”, like a goldfish at the fair.
A few hours passed. I was just composing a restrained “Sorry, but you know I’m not available” text, when I checked Facebook again.
This time, he’d updated his status to “Fuck this, I’m sick of waiting for a response, I’m going back to bed”.
Charming.
Oh, H, you do attract ’em don’t you?
Here’s a little Valentine poem I wrote just for you
My love for you is unrequited
I’d like to see you – if I get invited
Put on a pot of tea – I’ll bring some bacon
And a crusty loaf of bread for sandwich makin’
Don’t want to push my luck but if I risk it
Maybe later we could make some biscuits
And while they’re baking we could get romantic
Maybe a cuddle, nothing hot and frantic.
And if you fancy just a little drama
I’ll be the Barack to your Michelle Obama
I’ll be the Caesar to your Cleopatra
I’ll even be the Denis to your Margaret Thatcher
(sorry, it all gets a bit rude here, in more than one way)
You be Liz Taylor I’ll be Richard Burton
As long as I can leave my socks and shirt on
But if I’m not invited in for coffee
Your piano playing’s crap and you can’t sing for toffee.
(not true, obviously)
Have a great day with the one you love, virtual hugs
X
Thank you, Mystery Lovely Person, for making me grin. Happy Valentine’s Day to you x
Roses Are Red
Daffodils Yellow
I’d Have A Sex Change
To Be Your Fellow
HV, H! xx
Ha, that’s brilliant! Thank you so much Secret Squirrel and HV to you too xx
Happy Valentines day 🙂 your posts have made me laugh over and over xxoo
And to you too dear Ingrid xx
Another cracking tale!
Cheers Kat! xxx