Awkward, Date Anecdotes, Overkeen Lost In Translation January 29, 2014 Hannah 5 Comments Text received after first date: “I’m sat here in my blue underpants, contemplating whether to abuse myself or not”. In fairness, English wasn’t his first language. But still, it remains the least erotic text I’ve ever received ever ever ever. Share this story:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)
You cheeky moo. How dare you spread such falsehoods. English is my first language. And my underpants were red. Reply
Well Len… I wasn’t sure if you’d be happy about being so easily identified, so I thought I’d change a couple of details x Reply
Sounds like a last desperate throw of the dice to me. Weren’t you tempted to reply, ‘And did you?’? Reply
You cheeky moo. How dare you spread such falsehoods. English is my first language. And my underpants were red.
Well Len… I wasn’t sure if you’d be happy about being so easily identified, so I thought I’d change a couple of details x
To be fair Lenny, that’s a really good sketch of you.
Sounds like a last desperate throw of the dice to me. Weren’t you tempted to reply, ‘And did you?’?
I genuinely couldn’t think how to reply to it, so I didn’t reply. Not very elegant, I know…